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Chill Your Gills

by Lemon Law

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1.
Spastic Children 04:20
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Fucking had it, with this planet and the species that inhabit it Call me spastic, tough as plastic I'm a masochistic confused thrash kid Search inside your soul at night, and your depressed at the truth Rediscover old thrash lines until find something fresh and new We never stood a chance So slam us to the back This is our new plan We're now spastic children Fucking had it, with this people and their egos they seem so evil It's not funny, where's the money? It's not stunning that we're never in the running Search inside your soul one day, and you try out some mushrooms Rediscover old thrash lines until you find something fresh and new We never stood a chance So slam us to the back This is our new plan We're now spastic children Fucking had it with this planet and the humans that inhabit it Call me spastic, tough as plastic I'm a masochistic confused thrash kid Search inside your soul one noon and you're looking for new riffs Rediscover old thrash lines until you write something new and sick We still don't stand a chance So slam us to the back This is our new plan We're now spastic children
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Outbreak 01:42
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Gonna be an outbreak a fucking outbreak Watch the outbreak gonna be an outbreak Flesh eating zombies are sucking at my skull Gonna be an outbreak a fucking outbreak Watch the outbreak gonna be an outbreak There will be no time once the zombie horde is here GO!
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Angels with Filthy Souls 02:06
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Whatcha doin here Snakes? I don't owe you any spare change Acey's upstairs taking a bath Can your ugly keister figure out that? I'll tell you what I'll give you the count to ten Before I pump your guts full of led 1, 2 10 shots you'll fall Keep the change ya filthy animal Whatcha doin here Carlotta? You was here smoochin with my brotha! You wasn't at blue monkey neitha I could smell ya getting off the elevata I'll tell ya what I'll give you the count to three Before my tommy gun busts your knees 1 2 3 bitch you'll fall Keep the change ya filthy animal
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Participation Compilation 02:21
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Here's an invitation for this compilation Your music doesn't even have to be good We're looking for quantity not any quality Just the way that punk rock be should Fuck your CD, Fuck your comp This awful music just has to stop Uploading tracks that you don't own A rookie thief on bandcamp throne I don't know how to write music, I don't have a band There's only one thing that I really understand To sell any kind of music to anyone I know Make a compilation, send me a demo Stealing streams from the unaware Defunct bands so who the fuck cares You say you're for the scene, but it's the opposite So if you're gonna steal, you can steal this shit
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Cures 03:15
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Anxiety and depression always get me down Looking for some cures but they never can be found Big pharma and doctors will just pump you full of pills They say that's the best way for you to chill your gills Find us! The Cures! - Let science and knowledge lead the way Progress! Forward! - Get out of the dark age century We Want! No More! - Excuses of bad spent money Legal! Weed now! - Is one way we can cure today Turn the tv on another incel is at it again This time the body count is now well over ten We should make the oldest profession legal right now There isn't freedom unless we have the freedom to fuck in style
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Café Catholics 01:47
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You want it, you got it You made your bed so you can rot in it You pick and choose your own rules Now Satan is coming after you Maybe you should practice what you preach Really it doesn't make a difference to me Selling guilt to be abstinent, meanwhile having premarital sex Maybe you should practice, practice what you preach You need it, you don't read it But you're told to believe it To justify all their lies What if lucifer was always right? Maybe you should learn some history That part make a little difference to me Selling sheep porn is evil, meanwhile playing the cuckhold It's safe to say you don't practice, practice what you preach
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Third Party Hug 03:02
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Love, something we should endure not something to ignore Or worst yet make it a crime to see a hug Whoa oh oh - you can't get no love Whoa oh oh - no third party hugs It's fucked up Friends, can't you comprehend. We can't have hugs around Stay at least six feet away from everyone for now
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Bezos Bankroll 01:55
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What would you do if you were a billion dollar man? Would you solve crime at night and defend the innocent like batman? Or would it be that the first billion was never enough? There's no satisfaction until everyone else is bankrupt So where is your moral code? I'm wondering for a friend who wants to know Cuz it seems like a fair game has gone out the fucking window What would you do if you had all the fame? Would it kill you? make you stronger? would you start a royal name? So where is your moral code? Ok i'm the one who really wants to know Cuz I can't get my head around you So tell me right now, what would you fucking do?
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Caffeine & Cannabis 03:07
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I'm waking up but I'm feeling lazy Need some caffeine so I'm not in a hazy Order me a french vanilla cappuccino and i'll rebound like a crazy al pacino Caffeine and Cannabis, something I can't resist Caffeine and Cannabis, filling my morning with bliss Then i'll roll a J for my wake and bake Sativa in the morning for my intake Later on some indica to wind back down Another party laying on the couch
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Be a Man 01:31
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Here we are just another day Seeing bullshit on his facebook page Sharing all of your stupidity Proud follower of conspiracies Say it don't spray it I wanna punch you in the face Your opinions are all loud but your answers are opaque I try to sit you down and explain the simple math But all you do is get frustrated and tell me, be a fucking man Be a fucking man Now i don't know what to say or do Cuz it's not even something new Coming terms I'm cutting ties Not gonna be a part of the lies Say it don't spray it, or admit you're fucking wrong All this pent up bullshit led to this fucking song You can never explain to me the grand master plan All you have for me is "Jason, be a fucking man" Be a fucking man
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Barn Witch 02:18
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Jackie says she's starting to feel like hell yeah she's not herself She threw her dead hubby down the family well yeah she lost control Because Jackie didn't like what she had found No not at all A self inflicted dead husband on the ground so she threw him out Oh no! Don't go! Oh no! Don't go To the succubus barn witch on the other side of town This wasn't the first time Jackie had lost a man No not at all Jackie had been convicted before of a murder then she got let go somehow Jackie's always seems to be seeking revenge but she's hot as fuck She preys on the life of innocent stupid men who are all out of luck
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Straight Outta Sacramento 01:26
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Straight outta Sacramento Right out of California State Straight outta Sacramento In California!
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100 Seconds 02:18
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There's 100 seconds left to midnight I don't wanna start a fight I just wanna be left alone Humans we had a good run But now our time is done We won't be found around So say goodbye, this is the last time The doomsday clock is about to strike midnight So kiss your ass goodbye If there's no time left to chill, and the future is looking nill I'm glad I'm spending with you Doot doo doot doo do do do doo doot do do do do doo doot doot do doo do

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We wrote a few crossover thrash songs (Side A)
Then we wrote some more punk and ska tunes (Side B)

All music by Lemon Law
All lyrics by Jason

Mixed, Mastered and Produced by Jeff and Jason
Recorded in New Berlin New York

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released May 14, 2021

Jason Pontero: Bass/Vocals
Jeff Huntley: Guitars/Leads
Austin Howard: Drums/Djembe

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Lemon Law New Hartford, New York

We've been playing punk rock with a blend of hardcore, ska & pop punk since 2001. We've put together 11LPs, a couple Live albums, a few EPs, have been on a few punk/ska comps, a couple lame music videos & a really good one too! We've played w/ The Queers, Guttermouth, The Ataris, Teenage Bottlerocket, Masked Intruder, Flatfoot 56, Green Jelly, Whole Wheat Bread, Red City Radio amongst many others. ... more

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