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Lemon Law
00:20
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Well our name is Lemon Law
We're here to sing you songs
Sorry this one's only about 20 seconds
The record came out ok
Some may think it's great
But we don't care
As long as we're
Having Fun!
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Meltdown
02:07
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Introducing my new fucking plan to you
Fuck all the reds, and fuck all of the blues
A nation so divided is pretty fucked up to me
I always thought we lived in a country that's free
Stop this meltdown
We gotta stop this meltdown
A white house turned black doesn't mean shit to me
With nuclear warfare threatening our own country
2012 could be right on it's way
Unless we do something to stop this today
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Going Down On Theresa
02:37
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There are no clouds out tonite
I see stars in your eyes
This is the place I wanna be
I put your head in my lap
No it's not to take a nap
That is the place I want it to be
Cuz it's just another nite going down on Theresa
Just another nite going down
I'm getting a funny feeling
That you've been all over town
But you've never been down my road
So let's take a trip
See how far it goes
We won't know until we go
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Off To College
02:10
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She's going off to college and I just can't say goodbye
She's going off to college and it ain't anywhere near PGI
I know that I will feel bad, most likely a little hurt
But everyone should get what they deserve
She's going off to college and I wanna wish her the best
She's going off to college and there's something I gotta get off my chest
I'm really going to miss you, and I care for you a lot
And I really don't mean to put you on the spot
But don't leave me here all alone
Don't leave me I don't wanna just talk on the phone
Don't leave me cuz I'm going to miss you way to much
Don't leave me cuz now I know I'm in love
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1992
01:41
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I don't know what to say
I don't know what to do
All I know is that we'd be bigger
If we played back in 1992
But that's impossible saying that I was only 5
And punk rock wasn't even a part of my life
I was probably listening to my older sisters boy bands
But I can't remember, blame it on the clonzepam
I don't know what to say
I don't know what to be
All I know is that we'd be bigger
If we played back in 1993
But that's pretty hard saying that I was only 6
And my father was probably making listen to Styx
I keep on getting told that we belong in 1992
Guess what punk still lives, get a fucking clue
I don't what to say
I just don't know anymore
All I know is that we'd be bigger
If we played back in 1994
But that's impossible saying that I was only 7
My mom was preaching me about how I'm not going to heaven
I'm not ashamed of the year that I happened to be born
I'm just sick of all the dumb fucks who say punk is no more
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Kill The Youth
03:32
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Separation from realization we're going to take it back
????? Procrastination, cut us slack
Hear the death calls
Another friend falls
Someone save us today
It's not looking good
????? Kill them all today
Kill the youth we don't want them here anyway
Kill the youth so they don't have a fucking say
They're destroy the way we're living, they're taking away our rights
Kill the youth cuz it's obvious we're not going to win this fucking fight
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Bastard
01:37
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She says that she feels lonely
She says that she needs to feel loved
She thinks it's this one guy
But she's not sure enough
She holds onto him tightly
But he just pushes her away
Nothing can stop this
Nothing can stop her pain
She says that she feels helpless
She says she's looking for more
I try to help her out
Tell her to kick his ass out the door
She tells me that she can't
She says she loves him too much
She just needs to realize when enough is enough
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I Wanna Be A Jew
01:33
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I wanna be a Jew like Adam Sandler
Or better yet Ben Stiller
Or like Joey Ramone
But I don't want no Star of David
You can keep your dradle
I just want to be a Jew
I wanna be a Jew like Jerry Seinfeld
Like Eric Melvin
or Mike Burkett
But I don't want no holocaust
And you can keep your hannukah
The son of Jew it'd be so easy
The son of Jew I'd get really far
The son of Jew having fun with Judge Judy
And we'll be drinking all nite
And having fun with Roseanne Barr
I wanna be a Jew like Steven Speilberg
Or Albert Einstein
Like Paul Rudd
But I don't want no rummelshma
And you can keep your bar mitzfa
I just want to be a Jew
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New York State
01:48
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I'm out of that trap hole
I'm out of that hell
I'm away from the 6 feet of snow
I found a new cell, a new hell
A new place..... what?
I fucking hate New York State
Now I'm in a new place
I got my feet in the sand
I thought it was cool to I got busted
Then I took a minute to realize
The grass isn't any greener
But that doesn't change the way I feel about NY
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What We Need
01:48
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I can't stand the life that we're living in
Check to check just to pay bills I'm starving
Obviously there's something that we need
What we really need is a lot more self esteem
Stand up for our rights and show them what's free
Don't take any shit, from fucked up politics
Cuz all they are is filled with lies and greed
I can't stand that the economy is going down
Can't find a job doesn't matter your town
Obviously there's something that we need
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Tammy's On Cocaine
01:57
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Tammy's on cocaine
Until one day she ran out of dough
She didn't have a place to go
It doesn't matter cuz Tammy's no moe
Cuz she overdosed on coke
Tammy's a crackhead
Tammy wound up dead
Tammy's no more
She died a fucked whore
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Pathetic Apathetic
01:48
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I want to be more like that guy I see on TV
Someone with no worries at all
So carefree and easy, a life that's not exactly
Easy to ever reach at all
But it seems the same to me
That life is never easy
And I'm about to not even care at all
Whoa
I want to be less depressed and not guess
Where my life is now going
Instead I'll make a plan to continue taking more drugs
And being pathetically lame
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Falling Apart
02:31
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I don't know what to say or do
I feel hopeless when I'm not with you
Don't you know that you're special?
Doesn't seem to make a difference at all
The harder I try the harder I fall
Don't you know that you're special
She says to me it was rough from the start
She says to me that we're falling apart
It's clear to me that my door has been left ajar
Because now I see we're falling apart
I don't know what to say or be
I feel hopeless when you're not with me
Don't you know that you're special?
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The End
02:56
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The time has come
The end is almost near
What we've all been waiting for
An Armageddon fear
So pack your bags
Kiss your ass goodbye
Once the nukes hit from above
We'll all be fucking fried
There's only one thing that will save us all now
It's not unity or conformity
It's why we act and how
I was told at a young age it's the bigger man that walks away
But instead we fight, fire with fire
And that's why the end could be today
The clock's ticking
Everyone's still living in
A state of fear and hopelessness
Utter confusion
Media outlets
Have nothing better to show
2012 is on it's way
We have no fucking hope
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Lemon Law New Hartford, New York
We've been playing punk rock with a blend of hardcore, ska & pop punk since 2001. We've put together 11LPs, a couple Live albums, a few EPs, have been on a few punk/ska comps, a couple lame music videos & a really good one too! We've played w/ The Queers, Guttermouth, The Ataris, Teenage Bottlerocket, Masked Intruder, Flatfoot 56, Green Jelly, Whole Wheat Bread, Red City Radio amongst many others. ... more
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