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Green Devil
01:04
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What we need is a small vacuum
To clean spillage so we're not doomed
Fuck the lint, we'll get it out
Saving weed is what it's about
Devil, Green Devil
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Rahab
02:14
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Take your dick out, is what she'll say when she's only an inch away from your face
And she'll grab it, and ask what you like, cuz Rahabs gonna be all yours tonight
And she'll beat it, and beg for more, and come crawling to you like a 2 dollar whore
And she'll blow ya, right out of your mind, cuz you've never had a slut like of this kind
Everyone needs some Rahab
Come on gimme some Rahab
I wanna wanna wanna Rahab
GIve it up for some Rahab
Yeah Rahab she'll do whatever you want, and she'll let you put it in any slot
She's as nasty, as you want her to be, she invented this shit, just wait til you see
She'll invite all of her friends and they'll be sucking and fucking like it never ends.
So welcome to Rahabs Ride, you're gonna be in for one hell of a night
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Beer Songs
01:32
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I hate beer
And I hate beer songs
This ain't no Reel Big Fish or FEAR no NOFX sing along
I hate the way you smell
I hate the way you act
I hate everything about it
And I hate the aftermath
Spare me all your bull shit, I don't wanna go to Al -n- on
You made your fucking point, even though I know you're fucking wrong
You think that you can control it, really it controls you
And the whole punk scene is soaked up in it
I can't seem to get away from the booze
I hate punk
and I hate punk songs
Especially when they're just a beer advertisement sing along
I hate that they're the best
When I know that they're the worst
And now I'm writing about em
LIke it's some kind of fucking curse
Spare me all your drinking, I just wanna get fucking high
Drinkings overrated, my weed is the pie in the sky
Cuz I can control it, I'm not a hungover drunk
But if there's one thing that I never wanna get away from its
The punks
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All Cops Are Bullies
02:52
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I'm getting pulled over
Shit what did I do?
A bright light right in the eye
Cuz that's what these assholes do to you
Now he issues me a speeding ticket
Even though I was being passed on the right
Another charade of power
Another court room fight
All cops, all cops, all cops are bullies
They're fucked up, they're fucking bullies
I'm getting yanked over
Can you smell that smell?
Cuz it reeks of weed in here, it's not hard to tell
So he issues me a sobriety test
Even though I'm within my rights
And now he's threatening arrest
If I don't find a ride for the night
All cops all cops all cops, are bullies
They're fucked up, they're fucking bullies
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Super Superficial
01:32
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Super Superficial just an unopinionated twat
An emotionless narcisstic dick craving piece of shit you are
I don't know why I give a shit about you anyway
A poisonous vindictive cunt who's criminally vain
Super Super Shallow just an empty thoughtless dry hole
A meaningless act of kindness with a shit fake proposal
I don't know why I bother with you bimonthly anyway
Consider this my goodbye. Thanks for all the pain
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Plants Have Feelings Too
01:23
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Why are you so pissed off about my food?
You sound too elite, if you're mad that I eat meat
I don't think you care, about the food that you share
So please, get a clue, because plants have feelings too
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Non-Prophet
01:54
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Listen up I've got a plan
It's about getting rid of that man
The one you call "god' maybe "the truth"
But he's got nothing - Nothing for you
He dictates you with hope and fear
And a message that is so unclear
That is requires faith without scrutiny
And this is why you don't need a deity
Maybe it's time to start to proselytize
Cuz I'm sick of all the wars
And I'm tired of all the lies
Your gods are all fake
They're just stories of bull shit
So come on to our side. We're a Non-Prophet
Forget about what's in the end
Or "the after" we don't comprehend
It's ok, to not know it all
Avoid the "god loop" or down we'll fall
Don't justify your moral grounds
On religions that aren't sound
You can be good without having a god
Enjoy your time here it's all we've got
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Goin' Insane
02:29
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Somtimes I feel, sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel like I'm going insane
Yeah I'm always working all of the time
And I'm always feeling, like my time ain't mine
A real shit feeling, being forced to work
There's no utopia, just rich jerks
Yeah I'm always feeling, all kinds of down
WIsh I could change it all, with a snap right now
But the poor get poorer, the rich bask in fame
Just one of the many reasons, I'm goin insane
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More Than Fries
01:45
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I think I'm gonna make my order really small
Just some buffalo chicken and some curly fries is all
I have no idea what to even expect
I 've gotta ask for her name and we haven't even met
Holy shit man that was quick
I got a free meal, and now I'm love sick
I just can't wait until I see those eyes
Because to tell you the truth I really wanted more than fries
More than Fries
I think I'm gonna see her again later tonite
Something in the air about it makes it feel alright
An hour later in a car full of smoke
Passion like I've never had and she can tell a joke
Holy shit man that was fast
I didn't even think I'd be getting ass
Now I gotta backtrack on all of my lies
Because the truth behind it is I really want more than fries
More than Fries
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Rebound
01:45
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I got it I know it, all I am to her is a rebound
And I don't even know if she's over him
And she's got all these guys that keep on texting in
I got it I know it, all I am to her is a rebound
And she's always going off and talking about him
And she's got all these guys that keep on texting in
Then one day she says that she only wants me
I'm still skeptic, so I guess we're gonna see
She tries to tell me, that I'm the only one
I think she's on the rebound just looking for some fun
I got it I know it, all I am to her is a rebound
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Slutty Summer
01:30
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Slutty, Slutty Summer and then it turned into a bummer
Punk rock, before you bought it.
Then you left all cautious
I was just out having fun
I didn't think that I would meet someone
And now I'm over and all done
And all I feel is fucking dumb
Slutty slutty habit and then I turned into a faggot
Punk rock before you bought it
Then you left and then you fought it
And I just thought that I'd get my dick sucked
I didn't think that I'd fall in love
And now it's over and all done
And all I am is fucking bummed
Slutty slutty summer then it turned into a bummer
Punk rock before you bought it
And then you left and then you fought it
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Meatball Farts
01:25
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I don't want you to think that I fucking stink
But I'm sorry I had a big meal
And now you want sex and I'm kinda in a wreck
And this isn't at all how I wanna feel
But don't let my meatball farts ruin the night
I'm not impotent I had sex today, I just don't feel alright
Let me go run around the block so I can take this dump
Next time I won't eat big if I know you want to fuck
Let me roll this joint and I'll get to the point that
I'm sorry for treating you this way
I have a big ego and being a monog
isn't anything I've really entertained
But don't let me being shitty end this all
It feels like we're in a final phase and we're about to fall
Let me take a good look at you, cuz I know that this is it
I can tell by the look in your eye that now all I am is Meatball Shit
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Lemon Law New Hartford, New York
We've been playing punk rock with a blend of hardcore, ska & pop punk since 2001. We've put together 11LPs, a couple Live albums, a few EPs, have been on a few punk/ska comps, a couple lame music videos & a really good one too! We've played w/ The Queers, Guttermouth, The Ataris, Teenage Bottlerocket, Masked Intruder, Flatfoot 56, Green Jelly, Whole Wheat Bread, Red City Radio amongst many others. ... more
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