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Parents Hate Me
01:35
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I'm inviting myself over to your house tonite
I'm fucking your daughter and starting a fight
You can always hate me for the rest of your life
But that will never stop her from wanting to be my wife
Parents Hate Me - I don't care
Parents Hate Me - What I wear
Parents Hate Me - I don't care
I'm teaching your son how to be a new "Dalinkwent"
Now he smokes and drinks and fucks and he doesn't give a shit
Having apathy for about everything
Your well behaved son is turning out to be like me
Parents Hate Me - I know why
Parents Hate Me - Want me to die
Parents Hate Me - I don't care why
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Alcohol
02:12
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What's up with the world today?
Guys getting girls drunk to get laid
Alcohol takes its toll on their brains
But I don't do it it'd make me insane
Don't pass me a beer or some Jack Daniels too
Cuz I don't wanna get wasted with you
I can live my life without having a drink
After all in the end you do stink
So tell me why everyone is going out and getting drunk
I really don't see now what is so fun
If you call getting raped, is being fun with what you do
Then I guess I might as well and go have a drink too
Hammered, Plastered, Wasted, Fucked
You're all the same, cuz you're all still drunk
So take some more wine, champagne too
Drink the best drink with the highest proof
Get in your car and drive far away
Don't wake up until the very next day
Then you find your car is in a ditch
Never thought alcohol would be such a bitch
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Punk Standards
02:04
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People need to learn the difference between
What a pop star and a punk rocker is to me
So can you please stop with the foolish spiked up hair
The leather jackets and the make up you wear
No I won't always agree
With some of the things punk rockers like to see
But I ain't going to moan about how she left me
And I'm not going to vote on anarchy
We don't want your punk standards
We do not want them so GO AWAY
If we followed your punk standards
We would all END UP THE SAME
People all complain that punk sounds the same
But punk is 3 chords not these monkeys of fame
So I will agree on some punk standards yeah
But not about politics and anarchy like that
Maybe I want a CD over 35
Maybe I don't wanna keep punk rock alive
Because lately punk is nothing to me
When there's a so called punk band on MTV
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Poser
02:00
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Can't figure out life for yourself
Have to act like everybody else
Why don't you leave and head home
Pack up your bags and fucking go
It doesn't matter what was said
I just hope you're found dead
If no one went out and killed you
It will be the first thing that I do, I do
Sum 41 bitch all up in my face
Next time I'll be sure to bring the mace
Tie a tie around your hip what a fucking dick
You're so pathetic you make me fucking sick
Little chin hairs thinking you can shave
I'll be the one who's pissing on your grave
Trying to fit in by getting high
Roll up smoke a joint, I hope you fucking die
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MTV
02:02
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MTV needs to go
We don't want no video
All these bands they make no sense
They fuck it up for the rest
Now everyone's into punk
And it's not even punk at all
I'm going to show them how it's suppose to be
DIY until I die so fuck all MTV
Another pretty boy hits the stage
All the teeny boppers engage
They all think the band is punk
Well I didn't even hear a fuck
Just sing about girls and love
Well I think they fucking suck
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Radio
02:50
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Radio on my stereo
I don't want it, so fucking go
I don't want to be a part of a pop scene
I don't want to be a part of MTV
Word of mouth is the way to go
So fuck all fans of radio
I don't want to be on 94.9
Or any shitty station like 103.5
I don't wanna be a sellout
I don't wanna just scream and shout
And piss and moan like the emo scene
Singing about love, just ain't for me
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Model Guy
02:29
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Big nosed, flat footed, thick eye browed
Dumb as a blonde and I stand out in a crowd
I'm not 6 feet tall and I don't have a tan
I'm not Brad Pitt and I'm not Superman
I hope that she never leaves
Cuz I need her way more than she needs me
And I'll do my best and I honestly try
Even though I'm not that sexy model guy
Zits up and down my neck because I can't shave
And yet I've been doing it since the 6th grade
Going bald being fat with a hairy chest
Doesn't stop me from loving you and doing my best
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Italian Gal
01:31
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I like to brag to all of my friends
That I have a really hot Italian
And she is more than a pal
She's my Italian gal
Oh yeah did I mention?
She's my girlfriend
Although it wasn't love at first sight
I got to know her now I love her with all of my might
And I love her pretty smile
She makes my life worth while
And I thank god that she is not a dyke
You are not like anyone else
And I just don't know what to do with myself
Cuz when you're not a here
A day seems like a year
And I know you'll never fail
Being my Italian Gal
And I love her brown eyes and brown hair
She's the only girl who I ever thought was fair
And she's as smart as a nerd
And she doesn't like F words
And I love it when I get to see her bare
Maybe we'll take a trip to Olive Garden
Get in for free because we're Italian
And I promise I will always treat you like a queen
If you promise me you'll never leave
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Poseur 2
01:59
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It'd be a lie to say that you're not a fake
You shouldn't care it should be pretty easy to take
Can't you see that nobody even likes you at all
You're just a poser and you hang out at the mall
You're such a wannabe
Such a poser why can'y anybody see
That you're just a poser And I hate you
Hate to admit it, but you're another poser too
You just bought a brand new record today
Just so that you wouldn't ever be called gay
It doesn't even matter if you like them at all
You just buy the shit that you find at the mall
I don't wear any bracelets or have any piercings
I don't drink alcohol and I can't fucking sing
I play the same 4 chords and it always sounds the same
I am a punk rocker who would die if I ever caught fame
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Popular People
01:34
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I hate popular people they make me fucking sick
They make fun of me cuz I'm a Bridgewater hick
I hate popular people they can all go to hell
They all have brown noses and they all smell
Sick of the shit, that goes all around
And I don't give a fuck, who's popular in town
I lost all of my friends when I got to high school
Cuz I wasn't popular... I wasn't cool
I hate popular people I don't care who's the best
I hate the faggot clothes they wear gap and guess
Preppies are around every corner that you turn
I hope that they go to hell and that is where they burn
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Unlucky
02:00
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Well I woke up one day wanting some Lucky Charms
I read the box it said Unlucky and I said darn
This must be the day now that everything will go wrong
But now that's everyday some come on and sing me a song
Tripped and fell again and now its just a normal day
I'm trying to convince everyone that I'm not gay
Maybe this is the final day and the sky will fall
I just saw my ex girlfriend with her new guy at the mall
I'm Unlucky
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Porno Book
00:52
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I like the part when he tries to get in her
But she doesn't know what to do she's not sure
He doesn't care about the girl
He just wants a good fuck
But she doesn't like him that way
So I guess he's shit out of luck
Finally he convinces her to let him put it in
She loves his hot hard staff swarming within
Virgin blood is lost tonite
And she has a sore cunt
I could've predicted it
She now lost her true love
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She'll be coming around my mountain when she comes
She'll be riding my big white horse when she comes
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Lazy
01:36
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Everyday feels the same
Couch Potato is my name
I never have anything to do
A worthless dropout punk with no clue
I'm gonna grow up and be a fat slob
Another fucking loner without a goddamn job
Because all I do is sit and watch TV
All I am is lazy
Another day goes by
Still I sit and wonder why
I can't even get up and move
Is this a sign that I'm through
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16
01:47
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I don't care if I can't date
I'll do whatever it takes
Just so I can be with you
I'll risk everything just for you
I just want to be together
I'm not saying it'll be forever
Let's just see how far it goes
Hopefully there's no cons and only pros
It must only be a dream
Cuz I know I'll never be 16
I'm not going to let my folks get in the way
Of something that can be really great
I promise that I'll never hurt you
I'll take good care when you have the flu
I'll stand by your side as long as I can
Even though I may not be the greatest man
It must only be a dream
Cuz I know I'll never be 16
But I'm not going to wait for you to enter my life
So let's try to sneak out and meet tonite
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Apathy
01:44
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Might as well and go leave everyone by themselves
Cuz I don't care about anyone else
Don't really care if I leave my friends behind
Then again I have none. Nothing is mine
I don't care about anyone anymore
Tell me why I need to care about someone for?
Everybody likes to use me ditch me leave me alone
Think I'm better having no friends
And staying at home
Even if I had it, I wouldn't even care
I'd lose it all again, life isn't fair
Having no interest is why I think I lost it all
But it's not like it's coming back it's all my fucking fault
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Lemon Law New Hartford, New York
We've been playing punk rock with a blend of hardcore, ska & pop punk since 2001. We've put together 11LPs, a couple Live albums, a few EPs, have been on a few punk/ska comps, a couple lame music videos & a really good one too! We've played w/ The Queers, Guttermouth, The Ataris, Teenage Bottlerocket, Masked Intruder, Flatfoot 56, Green Jelly, Whole Wheat Bread, Red City Radio amongst many others. ... more
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