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Just Another Short Tune
00:30
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Here's our 3rd CD!
Less songs, but more meaning
There's a second guitar too
Listen good and closely
Until your ears are exploding
This was just another short tune for you
And you, and you, and you and you
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Generation 911
01:32
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Generation 911
Is a rant a of new rioting fun
Where people are dying on the streets
Making $40,000 a year won't cut ends meet
Kids are running away for attention
It's in the cops hands to teach them a lesson
Pre-teens having baby's at 12
No one can ever seem to act themselves
What the fuck happened to my Generation 911
Generation 911
Is more of a hell than heaven
I remember when gas prices were under a buck
Now they're going on $3 and its Americas luck
You can take a picture with your phone
You'll be 21 until you can drive alone
Spend all of your money on obesity
Nuclear warfare is the end to everything
What the fuck happened to my Generation 911
I don't think that my generation is safe
With grand theft auto, murder and the occasional rape
I can't wait until my generation is done
Because I can't stand living in Generation 911
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Jesus For Sale
02:41
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I found jesus for sale
He came along half priced with god
There was only one catch
Their priest got to suck my cock
So I gave it some thought
And I finally realized
Was it worth being molested
To earn that heaven prize
I don't even know why
(That people do believe)
In things that even aren't right
(In this hypocrisy)
I don't even care why
(That people do believe)
So don't even judge me
(On my opinions of a priest)
I found jesus for sale
He came along at a discounted price
All i had to do was bend over
In a confession room all nite
I asked is there any other way?
He said that cash would do
If christianity is the right faith
Then why was jesus a jew?
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East Coast Punk
03:14
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Utica Rock is going down
There's too much emo in this town
We need to fight for what we believe
Punk rock at it's finest for me
We just want to play with bands that know how to play punk
Because most of these bands around here fucking suck
Take me to a place, where I just wanna go
I know it's not far from here, but it's not down the road
All I know is that I don't wanna be here anymore
I'm just a small town punk from Bridgewater New York
Utica Rock is quite a mess
With all of these bands trying to be the best
Thinking they're famous already
Still haven't seen a crowd of 50
We just wanna play with bands that know how to play punk rock
Not bands that wear girl pants and suck cock
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5. |
Stud Muffin
02:27
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He acts like he doesn't know anything yet
But the truth of it, he gets all the girls wet
And I know he's modest, but he sure isn't dumb
And that's why all the girls think he's a stud
He is such a stud muffin
He turns all the girls heads, with his grin
But he likes to stay single girls pine after him everyday
Honestly I think it just cuz he's gay
He's got really nice and he's always nice dressed
He came from money, girls dig that the best
He really seems like he's on top of the world
I wonder why I never see him with a girl
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McDonalds
02:34
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The McDonald's Corporation makes a boat load of cash
From turning you into a big obese fucking ass
We take advantage of luxuries
Most of the world doesn't see everyday
Yet we fight and kill and slay
Helpless innocents everyday
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone bitch
I'd give that dough right back to those
Who are actually deserving, and really need it
The McDonald's Corporation isn't very clean
That's why I don't go there. I prefer Burger King
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Trigger Happy
02:49
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I agree with Chris Rock we should
Raise the price of ammo
That way when you want to go out and kill
It'll cost you your hands and toes
We've gotta do something to stop this now
There's been too many casualties
I think it's safe to say that Americans
Can't handle the responsibility
So tell me why, there are so few deaths
Between all of the other countries, and yet we're such a mess
And if you think, that it's your right to own a gun
Then I guess you're right, cuz the law hasn't changed since 1791
Back when it took over a minute to go load a gun
We didn't have Semi Automatics
We didn't have the news or pills
Or drugs to make us Psychotic
We were raised by 2 parents
There were no broken homes
People seemed to have morals
But now that's all changed
And the country is insane
For not re-writing gun control
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8. |
Pervert
02:00
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Met a girl just the other nite
She was cute and punk rock
She was just my type
I think I'll ask her out to my next show
And if I'm lucky I'll get her to go down and blow
Cuz you're a pervert that's who you are
Trying to get laid but you're not getting far
Always trying to feels here and there
Always peaking at my underwear
I couldn't believe it she said yes
So now I'm excited to look down her shirt
All of a sudden to my surprise
She stuck her hand right between my thighs and said
Come on Jason let's go for ride
We can get some beers or maybe get high
I've got some condoms if you wanna have fun
But by that time you were already done?
I wasn't 30 seconds after that
I already had you on your back
I began to spin and twirl
You didn't know I was a nympho girl
I guess my plan just all went wrong
This is a shitty Middle Class Hero song
So my advice to you would not be
A sleazy sex crazed pervert like me
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Life On Pot
02:52
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Life on pot can be so great
Life on pot can lead to many mistakes
Like fucking your neighbors dog
And stealing your father's hog
And running it into a liquor store when you're only 12
Life on pot can be so grand
It'll make you think you actually have a good band
So let's light up on some more dope
Let's just hope we don't fucking choke
Cuz I think that's the only way I ever heard it can kill you
Life on pot is my new dream
It makes me feel like I am apart of the team
I was such a loner
But now that I am a stoner
Doing pot was the greatest thing that happened to me
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10. |
College
01:48
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I don't want college
I don't knowledge
I don't want any of the above
Masturbation
Constipation
Procrastination is what I love
College ain't going to be for me
No I feel like it's a big waste of my money
Not going to go for a fucking degree
Or waste all of my time at a drunken party
I don't want something
I don't want nothing
I don't want a great job
Being lazy
Acting crazy
I love being a slob
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Heroes in a Half Shell, Turtle Power!
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12. |
Reunion
02:07
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We were never first but I hope we're not the last
We've had our ups and downs but we've made a cool past
We won't be giving up here anytime now soon
It's not that hard when you've got nothing to do
We're never giving up, We're never surrendering
We'll keep on fighting and have another reunion
We started off just playing in a garage
We haven't really got anywhere but we have a bunch of songs
So we'll play them out at schools clubs and bars
We're not planning on getting far
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Lemon Law New Hartford, New York
We've been playing punk rock with a blend of hardcore, ska & pop punk since 2001. We've put together 11LPs, a couple Live albums, a few EPs, have been on a few punk/ska comps, a couple lame music videos & a really good one too! We've played w/ The Queers, Guttermouth, The Ataris, Teenage Bottlerocket, Masked Intruder, Flatfoot 56, Green Jelly, Whole Wheat Bread, Red City Radio amongst many others. ... more
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