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Pergo
01:54
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That's right I took it back cuz
This place has been good to me
And it may not be home
But the rent is pretty cheap
And I've got running water
A decent pergo floor
But there's so many things
That I still have to ignore
My shorts are ripped and stained
My shoes have holes in them
There's green around my collar
TV's my closest friend
There's a new hole on my belt
And I've attained a new smell
I can't believe now what I've seen
I've created my own hell
But I'll take it for what it is
Or I won't take it at all
Cuz I'm neither here nor there
I'm somewhere I don't belong
And so I'll wait for something new
And I'll wait to come unglued
And I'll wait, yeah I'll wait for only you
And I'll wait, for I don't know
And I'll wait for so and so
And I'll wait
But the wait is getting old
Getting old
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It happened once again
Another fatal accident
You try to ignore it
But it's amusement
It's a fascination with abomination and I don't know why
it's a fascination with abomination and it happens every time
There's a little evil inside of all of us that's trying to get away
That's why the fascination with abomination is going to be here to stay
An A bomb explosion
We all run to see
Destruction and chaos
Is all we'll ever be
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I Fucked Up
02:12
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I fucked up again yeah I know it's no news
I fucked up again with no intentions of hurting you
But we're all only human yeah we fuck up time to time
Don't hate forever babe I know we'll be just fine
And you take all of my sorry's like a grain of salt
And I just wish you knew that everything was all my fault
So I'll keep giving you your time and your space
And if I fuck up again we can go our separate ways
I fucked up pretty bad again I know it was nothing small
I fucked up enough for you to block all of my calls
But nobody is perfect babe we fuck up here and there
Don't hate me forever I'll make it up to you I swear
And I know my sorry's mean nothing
I just wish you knew how much you meant to me
So I'll keep giving you your time and your space
And if I fuck up again, we can go our separate ways
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4. |
The Last Time
02:36
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There was a time when you would only look at me
But now that time is gone and there's no time to see
To see what could've happened, maybe what went wrong
But now that time is over so here's your last song
This is the last time I'll sing to you
So hold onto it closely because this is the last one
This is the last time I will write you
And sing you a song
Sometimes I think about a future we may have missed
But it usually leaves me deranged freaked out alone and all pissed
So here's my final goodbye and I mean it the last one
Take care, have good luck and don't forget to have fun
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Dead End
01:25
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You tell me that I will never be good for you
But I don't really care anymore cuz you're not good for me too
I don't know why we always try to make this work
Cuz lately that just seems fucking absurd
And I don't care what you're doing now
And I want you out of my mind
Cuz my path of destruction will be forced in due time
I'm putting fires out with gas
Making sure none of my friendships last
It seems I've hit another dead end
You tell me things can and will get better in due time
And you're probably right as you're no longer in my life
You're the sole reason why I beat my head up against a wall
So I'm done with you and I don't care at all
Go on with your life and forget about me
I can't take it anymore, love should be easy
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January 23rd
02:05
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Tell me something that's true
Tell me something about you
Did you like my songs
Or does my voice annoy you
I'm kinda new at this
Yeah I don't know where to start
But I saw your beautiful eyes
Looking at me from the bar
But I have to admit
I happen to be married
But it's not going well
No I'm far from happy
And I also have 2 kids
That I care about and love
You can tell me right now
If all of this is too much
So you said you liked my band
And now you wanna dance
I really don't know how
But I guess I'll give it a chance
Then you took me out to your car
So you could write down my name
So we could have fun playing
A brand new xbox game
And all I know is that
When I look into your eyes
Nothing else matters
All I feel is butterflies
And I don't want this nite over
I wanna see you again
So I'm leaning into kiss you
Even though we just met
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She Likes Him
01:23
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Met her for coffee in long island
She gave me a wink as soon as I came in the door
After drinks she said she just wanted to be friends
But I really wanted something more
She said she likes my teeth
She said she likes me
She said she likes my personality
She likes my band
Thought that I was rad
??????? understand
So I waited a week until I asked her out again
And now she said she's with someone
But I don't know what she really sees in him
Cuz he doesn't look like too much fun
She said she likes his beard
Likes that he's weird
Likes that he won't put her in fear
Likes that he's tough
Likes that he's rough
She likes him
So I guess that takes me out of the running
Because she likes him
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Carhartts and Crosses
01:41
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Say your prayers
Load your guns
Fear the media
You believe everyone
The red belt of America
Needs to shrink
Make way for people
That know how to think
Carhartts and Crosses
The rednecks are all among us
Lose the camo hat
And the beard
Brainwash people
Make them live in fear
I can't stand
Anything you do
The world would be
A better place
Without any of you
The rednecks are all among us
They've been sent here to destroy us
The rednecks are all among all of us
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9. |
Freelance Isn't Free
02:03
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4 years of college
And now she's gotta get a job
Thought she'd be farther in life
But instead she's getting robbed
Waiting tables at nite
Just so she can make ends meet
Thought she'd be farther in life
If freelance wasn't free
Struggling warrior - Where will this end
Defeated victim - Its only began
Fighting for fair trade - What about me
When will everyone learn
That Freelance isn't Free
After all of her schooling
She's now 40 grand in debt
With no job placement
She's fucked up her credit
She shoulda went right to work
So she could make money
She didn't have any clue
That Freelance can be Free
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10. |
Stupid Over You
01:50
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Legs are shaking on the ground
Words are freezing in my mouth
And I don't know what to say when you're around
Bad jokes are forming in my brain
Everything I say comes out the same
And I don't know what to say when you're around
I'm getting stupid over you
I don't have a clue
Waiting for you to get out of work
But I come off acting like a jerk
And I know how to be when you're around
Just wanted to go out and have some fun
But now it looks like I am done
And I don't know how to act when you;re around
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7.5
02:18
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I'll be the best 7.5 that you ever had
I'm sorry I can't be a 10 no I took after my dad
And I'll probably empty the garbage if you make me a sandwich
And I won't ever be an asshole as long as you're never a bitch
So tell me if it's something that you think that you might wanna do
Cuz lately I've been looking for a girl who is just like you
I'll be the best 7.5 that you've ever seen
I'll pick up after myself and I'll help out with the laundry
Maybe once in awhile I'll tend to have a funky smell
I have been caught snoring, did I mention I've been to jail?
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Hello Moscato
01:23
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Hello Moscato it's been awhile since you've called
I haven't needed you for some time but now this life is getting old
I'm living check to check just so that I can pay another month of rent
I'd say it's safe to say my life has been finally fucking spent
So i'll sit and stew
I'll put all the blame on you
You still now have me by the balls
And I don't know what to do
But I'm not gonna beg or plead
Or get down on my knees
I'd rather be miserable
Then to succomb
To your needs
Hello Absolute you will have to do
You're not really what I had in mind but you should get me through
Hopefully if I take enough I won't have to get up
Am I being sincere, would anyone call my bluff
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13. |
Anne Has Aids
00:28
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Anne oh Anne yeah Anne had Aids
Anne she's not ok
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14. |
Dog Fart
00:21
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Dog Fart
You smell as bad as a dog fart
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15. |
I Wanna Be a Misogynist
01:13
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(Instrumental)
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16. |
Bad Luck Henry
01:53
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Bad luck Henry doesn't have any place to go
Bad Luck Henry doesn't really have a place to be
So Bad Luck Henry just sits all alone at home
He's too scared of the world anymore anymore to see
Bad luck Henry has been through a lot of ropes
Bad luck Henry is the opposite of social
And you never hear him make a sound
And you never see him out around
Because Bad luck Henry hates this town
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Xmas On a Credit Card
01:35
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Christmas only comes once a year but the timing is now bad
With no cash flow singing ho ho ho is now tougher than the last
So I'll take you up on that offer, charge me a low interest rate
Give me cash back or rewards. Put miles on my plane
This christmas has been tougher than the last
This christmas hasn't been a blast
But I'm not giving up right now not when I came this far
Chirstmas is just goingt to have to go on a Credit Card
The Holidays upon us now stress is to the max
No time to sleep or think or take a moment to relax
I can't wait for this christmas to end, bah hum bug is fucking right
Next year I just wanna skip it. It's a day that I despise
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Lemon Law New Hartford, New York
We've been playing punk rock with a blend of hardcore, ska & pop punk since 2001. We've put together 11LPs, a couple Live albums, a few EPs, have been on a few punk/ska comps, a couple lame music videos & a really good one too! We've played w/ The Queers, Guttermouth, The Ataris, Teenage Bottlerocket, Masked Intruder, Flatfoot 56, Green Jelly, Whole Wheat Bread, Red City Radio amongst many others. ... more
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