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Too Fat For Florida
00:56
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Welcome to hell - I'm too fat for Florida
Welcome to hell - I'm too fucking fat
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Floss
00:58
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You must always brush and floss
You don't want your teeth to be lost
Maybe there's only one way you'll learn
You're going to have to have dentures
You must always brush your teeth
So you have good dental hygiene
It doesn't take a brilliant dentist
To figure out you could have gingivitis
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Coke
00:22
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I'm gonna need it, I'm gonna want it
Coke!
I want my coke
It's better than taking a toke
So go out and buy some coke for me
It's the only thing I'm gonna wanna snort
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F.A.G.
00:42
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Come feel the pain with me
I'm not alright... no
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Drink Beer Fall Down
00:15
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Play a show, way too drunk
Fall down, don't give a fuck
Drink beer, Fall down
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Masochist Girl
00:36
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She knows exactly what she wants
Some pain for pleasure wrapped in a box
A cactus for a dildo with spikes on the end
Sharks eat her out she calls them her friends
She is such a masochist girl
Fuck her stab her it's her world
No matter what you do she'll moan anyway
Yeah she'll scream your name
She likes to snap mouse traps on her tits
While getting butt fucked and taking a shit
A vibrator with a grenade planted in
Is what she needs for an orgasm
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Matricide Boy
01:02
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Killed his parents and ran away
Down to Texas is where he'll stay
Only for a little bit
Cuz Woody Mower is in serious shit
He committed a matricide
He committed a patricide
Woody Mower is at it again
This time he is after my friend
This time it's not a matricide
My friend is soon gonna die
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8. |
I Wanna See Some Tits
00:48
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I wanna see some tits
I wanna see some boobs
I wanna see those boobs everyday
Cuz I think seeing boobs are so great
Show me those boobs once, twice or more
As long as those boobs don't sag down to the floor
Tits. Boobs. Hooters, Knockers, Jungas.
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No Choice
00:49
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Thought about his future he never had a past
Wanted to watch him grow old but he got stopped in his tracks
Choices were made man, my choice had won
I'm not ashamed that I killed your only son
No he never had a choice
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You Don't Know Me
00:43
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Father. Punker. Stubborn Mother Fucker
You think you know everything?
Loser. Lover. Complete asshole to others
You really don't know me
You don't know me
No you fucking don't
Impatient. Smart. A fucking retard
You think you know everything
Crazy. Lazy. But nice if you knew me
You really don't know me
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One Track Mind
00:54
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I have this feeling that she still likes me
It's this feeling that's burning inside of my heart
Fuck it!
She don't care no more
I wake up everyday feeling the same
My friends tell me I have a one track mind
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Sick
01:15
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So sick of people's shit today
Somebody please take the pain away
I have nowhere to run or hide
Can't someone bury me alive
Assholes around wherever you turn
I hope that they go to hell and burn
Sick of being used all of the time
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Hipster Douche
01:06
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Saw another band full of bearded men
But it sounded just like noise
So I sat there and took another look
And I realized they're just boys
You're just a douche
So shave your beard
Take off that flannel
You fucking queer
Where'd you come from, who's your influences
Some bands I never heard
I'm afraid now, I'm leaving with my friends
Cuz your sound is just absurd
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Moon Over Parma
00:22
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Moon over parma bring your love to me tonite
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All Done
01:27
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We had fun now it's time to go
Thanks we enjoyed the show
Now it's time to go do some blow
Maybe we'll meet some chicks and get laid
Cuz I know we didn't get paid
It's ok cuz I'm glad that we played
Tomorrow there will be another show
Make sure you bring your friends and go
And don't forget to buy some of our clothes
Don't forget stickers and t-shirts
Buttons and all of our records
Thanks for coming and singing all of the words
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Lemon Law New Hartford, New York
We've been playing punk rock with a blend of hardcore, ska & pop punk since 2001. We've put together 11LPs, a couple Live albums, a few EPs, have been on a few punk/ska comps, a couple lame music videos & a really good one too! We've played w/ The Queers, Guttermouth, The Ataris, Teenage Bottlerocket, Masked Intruder, Flatfoot 56, Green Jelly, Whole Wheat Bread, Red City Radio amongst many others. ... more
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