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United Mistakes

by Lemon Law

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dojaho Excellent commentary on 21st century society. Favorite track: Don't Call Me a Millennial.
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1.
Less Than Impressed 01:30
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You see it, you need it, you look for something more Feed me like a king and give me two metamours I've locked down a cycle a path that I repeat The hunger is for real man, the appetite is deep You're upset, I'm less than impressed You're obsessed a fucking mess, GO! Well I'm going to a punk show to see some new bands play Only 10 minutes in and no one wants to stay The songs are underwhelming What I hear is noise at best Where's the fucking hook man? Just more bad cigarettes And you're obsessed, with being the best I regress, I'm less than impressed This crowd ain't for you man, it's time for us to roll So go get a drink and get ready for this solo
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United Mistakes 01:57
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Can you see the truth through all the fog? You get pulled both ways, and now you're lost Disoriented, you follow like sheep But the truth is there, pick up a book and read One opinion is not good source It can lead to destruction and divorce Learn to be open, wear someone else's shoes If we can't talk then we're all gonna lose Welcome to the United States Welcome to the United Mistakes that we make Everyday that we don't get baked (or paid) What we all need to do is learn how to communicate We're not different, you and I Just because we voted for different guys Man we're all human, some with skewed morals Like this mother fucker king deplorable Take a step back, learn what fascism is This administration checks all the boxes He's not bringing back jobs that were taken by bots This fucking ignorance has just got to stop Welcome to the United States Welcome to the United Mistakes that we make Everyday that we don't get baked (or paid) What we all need to do is learn how to communicate
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Kyle the Pedophile 02:22
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He was just a normal gay kid He liked to play with Bratz dolls too You wouldn't really think much of him Barely 100 pounds at 6'2 He was actually a kind and a caring kid He always used to respect his parents There was even a time I stuck up for him Something now I deeply regret Because Kyle fucking admitted it He told the judge he enjoys touching kids Now his family is in denial, Kyle's guilty on trial And that's a special kind of stupid Someone needs to admit Kyle is fucking sick You would think that they would throw the book at him But the story is that he's getting out soon If you think that he's gonna be around my kids Then you've got another thing coming too Cuz I don't have much patience for stupidity He was 18 when he knew what was wrong The question why can be answered simply He likes young boys mouths on his schlong Because Kyle fucking admitted it He told the judge he enjoys touching kids Now his family is in denial, Kyle's guilty on trial And that's a special kind of stupid Someone needs to admit Kyle is fucking sick
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Don't Call Me a Millennial 02:51
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I don't live with my parents and I've got kids of my own I've paid all of these bills and bought my own home The note on my car has now been paid for some time A stereotypical mooch is an old generation blind It's not the TV but it seems like things are gonna be out of balance for awhile It's not the media but I'll tell you what don't call me a millennial Way oh Yeah so you're right that I am always stoned But that doesn't mean that I can't hold all my own The older you get the more batshit insane Fuck nursing homes I say let's blow out their brains It's not the TV but it seems like things are gonna be out of balance for awhile It's not the media but I'll tell you what don't call me a millennial Way oh
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Republicunt 02:13
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To get what you want you'll cheat and lie Watch your followers multiply Without ever realizing their struggle, well fuck you! Spokeswoman for the master race I can see through that faceless face Nothing more than a fucking disgrace and denials That lead to Obedient spineless sheepful women - FUCK YOU! Who don't know their losing women rights - FUCK YOU! Now is the time for affirmative action - FUCK YOU! Unless you wanna live in all of these lies - FUCK YOU! Take away your choice state by state Blame it on their fucking pointless faith It's the only way that they get to control you Well fuck you! I don't even know if they believe what they're "believing" FUCK YOU! But they're trying to take away your women rights - FUCK YOU! Machismo is now the theme in season - FUCK YOU! Prepare the worst for a long ride - FUCK YOU!
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Kompromat 01:34
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You can't catch me, I'm a fucking Russian spy You can't catch me, I'm a fucking Russian spy You can't catch me, I'm a fucking Russian spy You can't catch me, I'm a fucking Russian spy I thought you all had some common sense But it doesn't matter if I come to Putin's defense So I'll keep on grabbing pussy, and taking no offense As long as 25% of this country gives me a pass You can't catch me, I'm a fucking Russian spy You can't catch me, I'm a fucking Russian spy You can't catch me, I'm a fucking Russian spy You can't catch me, I'm a fucking Russian spy I thought it was fucking obvious But I'm the king of chaos and causing distress My slow moving coup are the new dominant fascists We can tout bigotry and be openly racist
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Crabs 01:38
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Hey what's up, would you check out my band? We're looking for shows, eager to play, wanna gain fans We've spent 20 years making DIY records, there's 100s of songs Without any luck or a strong connection we're always wrong We keep on running into all of these crabs A competition to prove whose the better man We're not welcome to play any of your shows I'm so sick of this being a fucking game of who you know Hey what's up, who the fuck are you? You broke up again and canceled my gig, this is what you do I'll give you a chance for no one to show, just to prove my point So soak your tears into overdone riffs and into another joint Because maybe I'm the king of all the crabs A competition to prove I'm the better man The reason why we don't play any of your shows Because I'm the man that you don't wanna get to know
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Kids From The A-holes 02:43
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Get ready for the heat wave We're all about to sweat We should've listen to Gore before and now we'll swim in seas of regret Some say we'll have to go to Mars Some say it's already to late Here comes the next generation Paying for old ones mistakes We are the kids from the assholes We've learned to manage with no control Watching our planet burn While all your bidding shows no concern Get ready for a tidal wave We're all gonna get soaked The GOP is fucking crazy Believing this is all a hoax Take a fucking look outside The weather's never been more severe We've started our own genocide And the ones in power don't care We are the kids from the assholes We've learned to manage with no control Watching our planet burn While all your bidding shows no concern
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Achievement Whore 02:04
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Well I'm an achievement whore I love to hear the pop when I score And I play all nite til my hands are sore Because I'm an achievement whore oh yeah I'm an achievement whore Well I just bought a brand new Xbox One X But i'd say for the most part it's the same Graphics are a little better, load times are a little quicker and I guess I can see the difference in frame rate I'd say that Gears of War is the best But I've never come close to playing them all Maybe someday when I get the time I've never even played Grand Theft Auto Well I'm an achievement whore I love to hear the pop when I score And I play all nite til my hands are sore Because I'm an achievement whore oh yeah I'm an achievement whore There was a time that I almost went pro When I spent all of my time into Halo But like the rest of my life I didn't strike at the right time And now it's just another thing I'll never get to know So now I'm an achievement whore I love to hear the pop when I score And I play all nite til my hands are sore Because I'm an achievement whore oh yeah I'm an achievement whore oh yeah I'm going for the top New York score
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Epitome of Stupidity 02:12
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You're being told lies that are sold off as truths Anything he disagrees with is passed of as fake news You shrug it off and it's like a slap right in the face This whole fucking this is now making me insane You're never noticing anybody else's srtuggle He locks up brown kids like they're beasts found in a jungle "If he tells it like it is it doesn't matter if it's true" And that's exactly why he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue It's become real clear to me I've found the epitome of stupidity It's now a fucking matter of fact as this whole damn thing gives me a panic attack Stopping thoughts of suicide because now it's my time to fight til i die It's become real clear to me I've found the epitome of stupidity You're leading off of first now caught between the bases Defending anything he says nothing is racist Your rose colored shades need to come off today Unless being fucking stupid is how you want to stay Blame it on the mom on food stamps working two jobs Not the corprotist who just bought their 10th yacht You make as much sense as alex jones on repeat The anti-intellects are the evil we must defeat It's become real clear to me I've found the epitome of stupidity It's now a fucking matter of fact as this whole damn thing gives me a panic attack Stopping thoughts of suicide because now it's my time to fight til i die It's become real clear to me I've found the epitome of stupidity
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Sticks & Stones 01:57
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Sticks & Stones can break my bones but names could never hurt me That's what we were told when we young being pushed around by bullies Take a stand for the common man it's ok to lend out a hand Don't be scared of a word like socialist when you've never uhderstood the plan, let it go Sticks & Stones can break my bones but I still wanna go home To a safe space to concentrate and so i can be all alone There's too much hate in every place that i try to escape That's why you've gotta sit back and laugh at all the fucking mistakes Sticks & Stones can break my bones but racism will still exist Freedom of speech is now in danger when you silence all the journalists So stop being so damn fucking PC, or we'll see more mysogyny The hungry always prey on the weak, haven't we learned from history?
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The Man Who Was Always Wrong 02:13
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Tell me tell me tell me something more About how it's a good idea to go to war And on our way back from bombing Iraq We should go bomb France for stabbing us in the back Tell me more of those detailed lies About how trickled down is gonna multiply Your wallet when you've never and the sense To learn a lesson about economics The man who was always wrong Confident enough to beat his own drum Disregarding all the facts Fear driven madness has him under attack Accepting any blatant lie To give him a reason to justify The cause behind this selfish man Who cares in the end if it's just gods plan? Try to tell me something not extreme Because everything you say just comes off as mean Maybe it's your job it's your thing to do To push all that weight when you become confused It's hard to look at you when you repeat his lies "He's done everything he says" is your alibi The only thing that I really want from you Is to come back to reality to see the truth The man who was always wrong Confident enough to beat his own drum Disregarding all the facts Fear driven madness has him under attack Accepting any blatant lie To give him a reason to justify The cause behind this selfish man Who cares in the end if it's just gods plan?
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Say Something Stupid 03:15
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Say something stupid Say something uh huh Won't you do me no harm I just want this end So I can fall asleep again I never wanted to be your friend Whoa oh oh oh oh Say something stupid Say something uh huh Won't you do me no harm I just want this end So I can fall asleep again I never wanted to be your friend Whoa oh oh oh oh Say something stupid Say something uh huh Won't you do me no harm I just want this end So I can fall asleep again I never wanted to be your friend Whoa oh oh oh oh
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King Snowflake 01:34
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He'll never admit that he's wrong, he'll never accept any blame He's the lowest level of life the highest form of insane A gaslighting specialist the best used car salesman With the most fragile ego and the tiniest fucking hands Let's all make way for king snowflake He's the whiniest fucking bitch, that I have ever seen Let's all bow down at his mistakes Because if we don't then the baby will make a scene He wouldn't even be a topic if it weren't for his sycophants The supporters for his tantrums are pacifiers in congress But baby wants his treasure chest and baby wants it now He'll throw anyone under a bus any means to escape his hell Let's all make way for king snowflake He's the whiniest fucking bitch, that I have ever seen Let's all bow down at his mistakes Because if we don't then the baby will make a scene A scene a scene a scene he'll fucking make a scene

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We're currently living in a time of populist right wing extremism, which directly influenced the majority of these tunes.

Mixed, Mastered and Produced by Jason Pontero
Recorded in Earlville New York

All Songs Written by Jason Pontero
Except Track 14 by Jason Pontero & Jeff Huntley
Shakers, Tambourines, Backing & Drumpf Vocals by Jake Holcomb
© 2020 Lemon Law Music

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released February 21, 2020

Jason Pontero - Bass/Most Vocals
Jeff Huntley - Guitars/Talent
Jake Holcomb - Drums/Bongos

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Lemon Law New Hartford, New York

We've been playing punk rock with a blend of hardcore, ska & pop punk since 2001. We've put together 11LPs, a couple Live albums, a few EPs, have been on a few punk/ska comps, a couple lame music videos & a really good one too! We've played w/ The Queers, Guttermouth, The Ataris, Teenage Bottlerocket, Masked Intruder, Flatfoot 56, Green Jelly, Whole Wheat Bread, Red City Radio amongst many others. ... more

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