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Royal Tease

by Lemon Law

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1.
Too Common for Comfort 00:47
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A cycle of incomprehensive madness, plagues our children right to the core A weaponized mental health disorder, screaming out for love, attention and/or more It’s too common, too common, too common, too common for A fragile species that’s going, down a path of mass extinction And if we don’t kill each other off first There’s worse around the corner, because we failed at communicating It’s too common for comfort
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The Less You Know 00:55
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Oh the less you know The less you know you should know more Oh the less you know The less you know you should be scorned Take this job and shove it It's not for me The real truth of it I can't the stupidity Oh the less you know The less you know you should know more
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Flake Magnet 00:51
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Are we gonna do the show I really don't know Cuz i got these bros That don't know if they wanna go Are we gonna hit the stage? Now i got this rage and its all over the place cuz of these fucking flakes Im a flake magnet can you tell me the date? i dont remember the place here comes this rage cuz of these fucking flakes are we gonna go? i really dont know cuz i got flaky bros and another canceled show im a flake magnet
4.
I Wanna Be a Ramone Clone 01:24
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I wanna, I wanna be a Ramone Clone Leather Jackets, Denim Pants Always strumming downstrokes Singing songs about babes I love With a chorus full of whoa ohs I wanna, I wanna be a Ramone Clone Leather Jackets, Denim Pants Always strumming downstrokes Singing songs about babes I love Here comes an easy solo
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Fuck the Movies 01:06
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Fuck the movies suck yeah fuck the movies suck It's not that I don't wanna see a new movie I just hate going to the theater When you're trying to get down and groovy You get no privacy either Fuck the movies I hate that you can't go out and pause it When you have to get up and pee And all this chocolate is making me nauseous All of this overpriced shitty candy Fuck the movies
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Stoner Boner 01:05
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Getting sleepy and it's time to go to bed She's giving me the eye like I might get some head Light it up whoa oh Pass the blunt whoa oh It's alright cause now I'm ready to bone It's ok cause now I wanna bone It's alright cause now I'm ready to bone Keep the dog occupied with a treat Roll a joint then I go brush my teeth Light it up whoa oh Pass the blunt whoa oh
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Back to the Basement 01:32
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Take me back, take me back to the basement We've been trying for years it's no longer ok We've been trying for years, nearly 2 decades Maybe someday you'll see that I could be the one Until then thanks for all of the fun
8.
Audit the Pentagon 00:34
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So we know what's going on, we need to audit audit audit the pentagon I don't know about Tom Delonge, we need to audit audit audit the pentagon
9.
Zaftig Girls 01:06
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Zaftig girls they all run the world, they all run the world I wanna Zaftig girl I want someone who's curvy Someone who's enough Someone to hold onto And is voluptuous Zaftig girls they all run the world, they all run the world I wanna Zaftig girl I ain't ashamed to say it I want an hour glass So I can motorboat the top And spank a nice ass Zaftig girls they all run the world, they all run the world I wanna Zaftig girl
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Sufficiently Stoned 01:02
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That's it for me kid I'm about to go home Believe it or not, I'm all set I'm sufficiently stoned I'm sufficiently stoned
11.
Cockfight Revolution 00:44
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Started a new game and This one is broken and The controls are all bad and There's not explaining it and How can any of these games even be released? It's not a full project, just a lame cocktease We need a cockfight revolution Not testing shitty games is an awful solution Take better care, put more in love Forget bottom dollar, how much is enough?
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Quite the Catch 00:40
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Go get ready, we're about all set United front, about to make you wet Better believe it, but we're low on cash I've got this boring riff, but we are quite the catch We are, they are, and I am, quite the catch. Fuck you
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Dissolvo Doesn't Like Us Anymore 01:31
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Dissolvo doesn't like us anymore Sloppy playing drunken mess Where the fuck did you go? Guess it doesn't matter anymore Since you're no longer my bro What the hell happened man? Where'd you put your soul? I always thought that we agreed To just play some rock n roll Flyer wiz, PR Genius I heard you had a new band Went downtown to see you guys play Only once again to get the shaft Tell me what the fuck happened man? Where'd you put your soul? I always thought that we agreed We'd play some rock n roll Dissolvo doesn't like us anymore No he doesn't whoa oh oh Because he wasn't oh oh oh He doesn't like us anymore
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I Wonder What's in Your Butthole 00:41
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I wonder what's in Your butthole Tell me what you know What's in your butthole? I wonder what's in
15.
Netflix Killed the Video Store 00:37
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Remember a Christmas when you got your favorite movie? Adding to a collection, felt so right and groovy Now they sit around just collecting dust Like the stores they came from, ancient diamonds in the rough Netflix killed the Video Store
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Valerie 01:38
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Valerie has to punch down trees So she can build a house to stay away From the creepers and the rain Then she'll go outside punch the ground looking for coal Build an axe chop wood and look for all the gold Put together a fence, for all of her pets There's signs around her house, and it never is a mess
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Molly's Way 01:22
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Wake up today Said what's this place Nothing changing, nothing stays the same A whole life time, I've spent with you I'm blaming my time, and we're through The days they last just like seconds And the minutes, don't mean nothing to me It's just another day that's never ending Another sad story we're all expecting Not exactly, what it's cracked up to be Is this what will go on forever? I never asked for this and Please give them just one listen Here's a tune by Molly's Way Goodbye Steven Zacaroli
18.
Janie Got Laid 00:32
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Janie Got Laid, oh Janie, she's now ok
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Ana Got Old 00:53
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I remember you hiding under covers And the first time that you talked Rolling around in your walker In that small apartment in Mohawk I remember you beating up your sister And the time that you got the flu Double ear infection We thought we were gonna lose you But your tough as shit Built not to quit I know because you're my blood Kicking ass and making bank My daughter that I love When'd you get so old? Where has the time gone? I hope you're not embarrassed For me writing you this song Yeah, I hope you're not embarrassed For me, writing you this song
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Moving to Hawaii 02:10
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She says she wants to get out of town She feels that no one wants her around Moving to an island that's far away The foundation of her name Moving to hawaii oh oh, She needs her feet in some new sand She says she's still thinking of paradise Islands where everyone is warm and nice Going to Maui will be so much fun Honolulu under the sun Moving to Hawaii oh oh She needs her feet in some new sand

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We kept this one Short, Fast and Loud - Here's a bunch of sexy songs (and some not so sexy) I focused more on melody and bringing a lighter tone to this record, while keeping a One Night Stand sequel feel to the album.

Mixed, Mastered and Produced by Jason Pontero
Recorded in Augusta New York

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released July 15, 2022

Jason Pontero - Bass/Vocals
Jeff Huntley - Guitar
Jake Holcomb - Drums

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Lemon Law New Hartford, New York

We've been playing punk rock with a blend of hardcore, ska & pop punk since 2001. We've put together 11LPs, a couple Live albums, a few EPs, have been on a few punk/ska comps, a couple lame music videos & a really good one too! We've played w/ The Queers, Guttermouth, The Ataris, Teenage Bottlerocket, Masked Intruder, Flatfoot 56, Green Jelly, Whole Wheat Bread, Red City Radio amongst many others. ... more

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