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Urophobia

by Lemon Law

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1.
Whipped 01:39
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When I first met you I thought that you were pretty cool But now that all you seem to do is make up all the rules And all I want to do is go out and have some fun But I can't do that when you keep on saying that I'm the one So when are you going to let me go out with my friends? If you don't then soon it will be the end of me That's why I am asking you. To just set me free All I want to do is go out and have some fun But I can't do that when you keep on saying that I am the one If you really loved me then you would let me go But you will never give up so I have to stay at home
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Nosebleed 01:09
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I just got punched in the nose today I finally thought someone was going to know my name But just as the preps walked out the door I sat there and I passed out on the floor So when are you going to understand That I don't care if I'm beat or not I just never want to be included with The preps or the jocks When I finally woke up I saw my girlfriend I guess she's right, she'll be there til the end Cuz all my friends could do was laugh at me When blood was dripping down from face to knee
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Stupid Virgin 01:56
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How could that you think that we are pretty cool Don't you know that we're the so called punks of school We hate the jocks and we hate the dumb preps We have in school everyday and we have bad reps How could you be so stupid to sleep with a slutty girl Just so you think that you could fit into our world It doesn't work like that, you've just gotta be yourself You can't go on acting, like everybody else Now if you want to hang out with us I guess that's ok But you will be made fun of every single day People will call you a punk and will dislike you But I guess that's what you get for hanging out with the few Now look what you did that was pretty wrong I said that you could hang with us and smoke a bong But you had to go out and fuck that girl Now you have every disease in this fucked up world
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NaNa Song 01:32
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Sometimes I feel that we were together again But the closest I can get is being a friend And is it bad that I want something more I'm so sorry about what I said before So tell me what to do now because I'm really all confused My head is up my ass right now and I don't know what to do And it seems like you've got me always sitting on the fence And all of these 'na na na's" are not making any sense Sometimes I wonder why we ever split apart When you and me, hit it off from the very start And is it bad that I have nothing to do I spend all of my time just thinking about you
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Liar 01:35
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How could you ever even lie to me again And this proves that you're not a good friend If you can never even tell me the truth And this is why I can't fucking stand you Pinocchio growing inside of you Liar, fibber try to tell me the truth But you'll never be able to do that Once you have all those lies on your back Your nose is growing even bigger everyday And I just want you to stay the fuck away If you can't ever tell me the truth Then I don't want to have anything to do with you
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Kittie 02:22
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My friend she doesn't like the F word She thinks that it is very absurd And I laugh when she yells at me Cuz I think that it is very funny I don't care if I'm depressed Or if I'm a total mess Cuz I'm happy that you're near I'll be even better when you're here I think my friends boyfriend is gay Cuz he dresses up in tights and rolls all day Around with guys all over the floor I think wrestling is the gayest sport Sometimes my friend has to cry And she doesn't even know why Maybe it was something that I did I acted like a fucking kid
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High School 01:21
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I hate high school, no one thinks that I'm cool I wish I could get out, sit in a corner fucking pout I hate the jocks and preps, they all have to good of reps Everybody acts the same, but I'm the loser in this game Why does everyone keep ditching me? Why can't they just let me be me? I don't wanna act like the rest I'd rather fucking die I sit all alone, I just wanna get home So I can cry all nite, get away from the fights Cuz I know that I'll be beat, by the preps that I meet I just wanna get home, sit in my room alone
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My Drug 01:52
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My drug isn't weed My drug isn't speed My drug ain't PCP My drug ain't Morphine My drug ain't Amphetamines There's only one drug that I like to do Guess what it has a name just like you Cherry you're the best drug that I have ever done And I never knew that doing you, would be so much fun My drug ain't Acid My drug ain't Heroin My drug ain't Angel Dust My drug isn't any Blunts My ain't no Coke I don't smoke
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Pickles 01:41
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Laying in bed and you are on my mind But even after a year apart I wish you were mine So I occupy myself with something else to do But that doesn't help at all I still think about you Can someone tell me why I'm still in love with you? I can't forget about you I just don't know what to do You're always in my mind every night I go to bed You're always in my heart and you're always in my head My friends always tell me to just get over you But they have no idea what I'm going through I always wanted to be a part of your life I couldn't wait for the day you turned my wife How can I make it through tomorrow, if I can't make it through today? How can I reach you at all, when you keep on pushing me away?
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Change 01:41
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Why does everyone keep on changing? I don't see what's wrong with the same thing All of a sudden people change their minds This human race is a fucked up kind My life has always been the same Because I have never changed I like the way that I live I have never changed, not one damn bit I never understood why it's "ok" one day Then the next it's like "just get away" Some people say that change is good But I'd get rid of it if I could
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Little Star 01:07
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Twinkle Twinkle - Jason's kids in action! (Instrumental)
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Dingleberry 02:03
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Everyday your kids learn something new And then you realize you didn't want them to They got a new bad word, from off the bus Now they sit home and all they do is cuss They learned a new bad word today And you don't even know what to say Do you even know what one is You just hope they'll get over this You sit them down and ask what one is And then they tell you "it has to do with poopy" And then you ask can you be more specific there? "It's the little poops that get caught in your butt hair"
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Laffed At 02:09
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I feel like Jim from American Pie Cuz I can't ever do anything right I can't even put my belt on the right way Being laughed at is how I'm going to stay Premature Ejaculation, Unconscious Constipation Broke my nose in front of everyone Being laughed at is no fun to me I happened to just get pantsed the other day My dick fell out and now I feel like such a disgrace Cuz now everyone knows that I have a small dick I think for tomorrow I'm going to tell my mom I'm sick
14.
More Than Friends 02:25
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Come with me let's go for a ride Follow me it doesn't matter that I can't drive So we'll walk, and we'll go all around I just want to be with the best girl in town Standing side by side Wishing that you can be mine And I never want this nite to end I just wanna be more than friends As we walk you're standing by me And I'm wishing that you and I can make "we" Hoping that we can be together If we did, would it last forever? My words can't describe tonite You're the only girl on my mind If I asked now what would it be? Would you be my girlfriend just for me?

about

This album was originally a 7 song EP and we sold self-pressed copies under the 'Burnin Urin' name. When we couldn't get any shows or press in our area because of the name. We changed it... for the first time. Later on down the road these songs would be re-recorded several times without any justice. All of these songs were wrote between '00 & '02 and reflect heavily on high school life and being a loner.

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released June 4, 2002

The Band Then:
Jason Pontero - Guitar/Vocals
Jeff Huntley - Bass/Vocals
Scott Forrester-Sims - Drums

Lead on Track 13 - Jeff Huntley
Vocals on Tracks 11 and 12 - Ariana and Lanie Pontero
Cover Art by Joannie Atkins

Mixed Mastered and Produced By Jason Pontero

All Songs Written by Jason Pontero
© 2001-2002 Lemon Law Music

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Lemon Law New Hartford, New York

We've been playing punk rock with a blend of hardcore, ska & pop punk since 2001. We've put together 11LPs, a couple Live albums, a few EPs, have been on a few punk/ska comps, a couple lame music videos & a really good one too! We've played w/ The Queers, Guttermouth, The Ataris, Teenage Bottlerocket, Masked Intruder, Flatfoot 56, Green Jelly, Whole Wheat Bread, Red City Radio amongst many others. ... more

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